My Favorite Things: Trump Edition
NEW SONG! I always say, don’t just fight it– write it! I borrowed the Rogers & Hammerstein classic “My Favorite Things”, and swapped out Julie Andrews for Donald Trump. Talk about your worst nightmare! See what you think; lyrics follow.
My Favorite Things: Trump Edition, Lyrics by John Duggleby, music by Rogers & Hammerstein
Throwing up fences and yanking out flowers Russian hotel rooms with warm golden showers Morons who squeal when I dance or I sing These are a few of my favorite things Powder puff questions from nubile Fox News wussies Women who gasp when I grope at their pussies Ardent ass-kissers in MAGA hat bling These are a few of my favorite things
When the libs gripe, when Colbert snipes, when I’m boiling mad I simply post all of my favorite things, then I don’t feel so bad
Racists, misogynists, bullies and haters, Putin and Kim, all those brutal dictators Suckers who send all the cash I can wring These are a few of my favorite things Right-wing podcasters and migrant enslavers, Tech billionaires who kowtow for my favors Crazies who think I’m a Christ or a king These are a few of my favorite things
When the polls dip, when my hair slips, when I think I’m had I just tell Melania my favorite things, then I don’t feel so bad